I began my journey, not in a church or yoga class (not even in scientology though they have really cool, famous members I’d like to meet) but in the one place I’d get the uncensored wisdom of the ages—the Internet.

And now, after four years and well over my free 700 AOL hours, I’ve decided to go public with my findings.

This is the pilgrimage that began with the phrase: “About God.” Typed as it was, and cast to the infinite search engine, the god of Google: a prayer wheel clicking on top of Everest.

Agnosticism is a loss of faith in answers. There are answers here. Some answers. Not all.

I have transcribed my journey in quasi-realty, or whatever could fit on a CD.

I’ve done it for the benefit of all, to amuse myself, and because I lost a bet that I won’t go into. I promise you this: I will never lie to you about anything.

Love and Kisses,